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git commit -m "changes" Writing Useless Git Commit Messages O RLY? @ThePracticalDev
Getting the wrong idea from that conference talk you attended Solving Imaginary Scaling Issues At Scale O RLY? @ThePracticalDev
Just memorize these fourteen contextually dependant instructions Exiting Vim O RLY? Eventually @'The PracticalDev
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The answer to every programming question ever conceived It Depends The Definitive Guide O RLY? (@The PracticalDev
Expert Regex by Trial and Error
Combining slashes and dots until a thing happens Expert Regex by Trial and Error O RLY? @ThePracticalDev
Acting out out of the goodness of your heart, or something O RLY? Thanklessly Maintaining Open Source Software @ThePracticalDev
The ichor permeates MY FACE MY FACE ʼn god no NO NOO Parsing HTML Using Regular Expressions No stop the anes are not real ZALGO, HE COMES O RLY?
Fundamentals of establishing a scapegoat Blaming the Architecture O RLY? Advanced @ThePracticalDev
If you're not running distributed Rust, Go, Elixir and Scala microservices with an elm front end, Apache Storm stream processing, and integrating with Facebook Messenger, Amazon Echo, and gathering machine learning data from my Samsung refrigerator, what are you even doing? Expert Fear of Missing Out O RLY? @The PracticalDev
The Internet will do the remembering for you Googling for the Regex Every Damn. Time. O RLY? @'The PracticalDev
Now with user-generated content! Essential '); DROP TABLE animals;-- O RLY? The PracticalDev
Go crazy with these non-human expressions Mastering Regular Depression O RLY? Sherlock Holmes
Your taste, experiences, and objectives are the absolute truth Expert Hating on Languages You Don't Use O RLY? @ThePracticalDev
Probably be able explain a sorting algorithm if it ever comes up Expert Vague Understanding of Computer Science O RLY? The PracticalDev
Ensuring half the potential ralent force feels uncomfortable and alienated Casual Sexism O RLY? The Definitive Guide @ThePracticalDev
How to actually learn any new programming concept Essential Changing Stuff and Seeing What Happens ○ RLY? @ThePracticalDev
Security by optimism and prayer Expert Hoping Nobody Hacks You O RLY? (@The PracticalDer
Letting your baby out of the nest-for better or worse Good Enough to Ship O RLY? The Definitive Guide @The PracticalDev
It's only a clever back if you're the one who wrote it Essential Hating Other People's Code O RLY? @ThePracticalDev
Appreciating the best indentation style 3 Space Indentation The only true indent O RLY? Satan
The popular approach to version control Memorizing Six Git Commands A Practical Guide O RLY? @ThePracticalDev
Depending on a vague popularity contest Choosing Based on GitHub Stars You Only Live Once O RLY? @ThePracticalDev
The original developer isn't here for a reason Losing Your Will To Live A Code Maintenance Guide O RLY? The Intern
"What did I do to deserve this?" Resolving Broken Dependencies O RLY? This is Your Life Now @ThePracticalDev
Cutting corners to meet arbitrary management deadlines Essential Copying and Pasting from Stack Overflow O'REILLY* The Practical Developer @ThePracticalDev
Working emotional volatility into your decision tree Expert Overcorrecting for Past Failures O RLY? The PracticalDev
Nothing says 'fuck you' like robbing 10 minutes a day Shitting On Work's Time O RLY The Definitive Guide Sly Fox