Wise words

📃 I drink to forget JavaScript

📃 git commit -m "changes" Writing Useless Git Commit Messages O RLY? @ThePracticalDev

📃 Getting the wrong idea from that conference talk you attended Solving Imaginary Scaling Issues At Scale O RLY? @ThePracticalDev

📃 Just memorize these fourteen contextually dependant instructions Exiting Vim O RLY? Eventually @'The PracticalDev

📃 Great cyber, the best cyber, yuuuuuge cyber The Art of The Cyber O RLY? @ThePracticalDev

📃 The answer to every programming question ever conceived It Depends The Definitive Guide O RLY? (@The PracticalDev

📃 Combining slashes and dots until a thing happens Expert Regex by Trial and Error O RLY? @ThePracticalDev

📃 Acting out out of the goodness of your heart, or something O RLY? Thanklessly Maintaining Open Source Software @ThePracticalDev

📃 The ichor permeates MY FACE MY FACE ʼn god no NO NOO Parsing HTML Using Regular Expressions No stop the anes are not real ZALGO, HE COMES O RLY?

📃 Fundamentals of establishing a scapegoat Blaming the Architecture O RLY? Advanced @ThePracticalDev

📃 If you're not running distributed Rust, Go, Elixir and Scala microservices with an elm front end, Apache Storm stream processing, and integrating with Facebook Messenger, Amazon Echo, and gathering machine learning data from my Samsung refrigerator, what are you even doing? Expert Fear of Missing Out O RLY? @The PracticalDev

📃 The Internet will do the remembering for you Googling for the Regex Every Damn. Time. O RLY? @'The PracticalDev

📃 Now with user-generated content! Essential '); DROP TABLE animals;-- O RLY? The PracticalDev

📃 Go crazy with these non-human expressions Mastering Regular Depression O RLY? Sherlock Holmes

📃 Your taste, experiences, and objectives are the absolute truth Expert Hating on Languages You Don't Use O RLY? @ThePracticalDev

📃 Probably be able explain a sorting algorithm if it ever comes up Expert Vague Understanding of Computer Science O RLY? The PracticalDev

📃 Ensuring half the potential ralent force feels uncomfortable and alienated Casual Sexism O RLY? The Definitive Guide @ThePracticalDev

📃 How to actually learn any new programming concept Essential Changing Stuff and Seeing What Happens ○ RLY? @ThePracticalDev

📃 Security by optimism and prayer Expert Hoping Nobody Hacks You O RLY? (@The PracticalDer

📃 Letting your baby out of the nest-for better or worse Good Enough to Ship O RLY? The Definitive Guide @The PracticalDev

📃 It's only a clever back if you're the one who wrote it Essential Hating Other People's Code O RLY? @ThePracticalDev

📃 Appreciating the best indentation style 3 Space Indentation The only true indent O RLY? Satan

📃 The popular approach to version control Memorizing Six Git Commands A Practical Guide O RLY? @ThePracticalDev

📃 Depending on a vague popularity contest Choosing Based on GitHub Stars You Only Live Once O RLY? @ThePracticalDev

📃 The original developer isn't here for a reason Losing Your Will To Live A Code Maintenance Guide O RLY? The Intern

📃 "What did I do to deserve this?" Resolving Broken Dependencies O RLY? This is Your Life Now @ThePracticalDev

📃 Cutting corners to meet arbitrary management deadlines Essential Copying and Pasting from Stack Overflow O'REILLY* The Practical Developer @ThePracticalDev

📃 Working emotional volatility into your decision tree Expert Overcorrecting for Past Failures O RLY? The PracticalDev

📃 Nothing says 'fuck you' like robbing 10 minutes a day Shitting On Work's Time O RLY The Definitive Guide Sly Fox